Monday, September 28, 2009

Epic Smoke Pink Lemonade Review

NOTE: This review brought to you courtesy of Arnold Stein over at Epic Smoke! Thanks Arnold!

Brand/Flavor:
Epic Smoke Pink Lemonade

Methodology:
-14 hits/person over 37 minutes
-5 individuals in the circle
-2 CoCo Naras on standard Mya bowl
-3 hose Mya Staff filled with water at room temperature

First Impressions:
Juicy and almost watery, just like the Apple on a Stick. Smells incredible, exactly like pink lemonade.

Post Mortem:
Still quite juicy, with the liquid pouring out of the bowl.

Pros:
-Incredibly huge, thick clouds
-Sweet and fairly accurate flavor
-Strong pink lemonade smell

Cons:
-Flavor was very subtle, at times bordering on absent

Andrew's Thoughts:
Epic Smoke's Pink Lemonade is a little light on flavor. Though it's smell was overwhelming and sweet, the flavor itself was rather subtle. At times I found myself straining to taste it, though when I could it definitely tasted like dilute pink lemonade. However, the smoke was completely over the top. We consistently blew monstrous white clouds, and I had incredible fun practicing my smoke rings. This product surprised me- after the Apple on a Stick experience, I really didn't expect to enjoy it. And while I did have serious problems with it, I could definitely see myself smoking it again, if it were offered to me.

Eric's Thoughts:

Lets just get one thing out of the way right now. This stuff smells freaking fantastic. I mean...if you stuck your nose in a pitcher of pink lemonade, you couldn't get a more accurate smell. And, true to its name, this stuff does produce rather epic smoke. Unfortunately that's more or less where the praises end. This stuff did taste good, however there just wasn't enough of it. When it comes down to it, it tasted like pink lemonade, but it tasted like that watered down lemonade that your camp counselors used to give you at summer camp. Another issue the stuff seemed to have was the stuff was a little bit heat sensitive. Towards the end of the bowl (which ended very very quickly for a phunnel session), everyone's second hit tasted like coal. I suppose this means that this stuff is more conducive to a more relaxed session and simply respond well to the frenetic pace of our reviews. In the end, I would smoke this again, especially if the flavor was stronger.

Peanut Gallery:
(Caroline)
The flavor was alright, although not as strong as I would have liked. Good smoke, though.

(Avi)

I would certainly consider myself an aperture [Editor's note: we think he meant "amateur"] smoker. That being said, I really enjoyed this flavor. As previously stated, the flavor was a little week [sic] and tasted a bit like lemonade mix with a bit too much water. I actually like the lemonade when it is not too sweet, so I really did enjoy this flavor. Again, the smoke was amazing. All in all, I would definitely buy this shisha after having smoked it with Eric and Andrew.

Conclusion:
Light on flavor, big on smoke, Epic Smoke Pink Lemonade may not be for everyone, but if you're a fan of huge clouds you really ought to give it a try.

B-

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3 comments:

  1. VENDORS BEWARE!!!!!!!

    I am a vendor from Ohio that carried epic smoke for 3 years and really built up a client base but Arnold (epic's owner) has terrible business practices. Over the past year we have paid for products repeatedly and the product would not be shipped out for for 4-7 weeks. He continuously says U.P.S. lost the box He also would give us tracking numbers to packages that only weighed a pound when we had ordered hundreds of dollars of product (definitely more than a pound). The last order we recieved was 8 weeks from when we were charged.

    We also paid for an order that Arnold mistakenly sent C.O.D. and have a copy of the cancelled check but he charged our account over $400 without even telling us. We had to prove we paid for it and then he just avoided my calls all together without returning our money. After I notified the bank of this fraudulent charge ASrnold finally overnighted a check. This check was immediately deposited and was returned for insuffecient funds.

    Filed complaint with Better Business Bureau & fraudulent charges with my bank. I was charged a returned check fee and Arnold still refuses to make this right.

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  2. Hey there Hazy Shade

    Thanks for the heads up. We at Zookah were neither endorsing Arnold's product nor were we endorsing his business. We merely were stating that this product was sent to us by the owner of the company for the sake of transparency. We did not want to be accused later of not giving our honest opinion because we were pressured either directly or indirectly by an manufacturer. We wanted our readership to understand plainly and clearly that we did not purchase this product, but that it was rather sent to us by the manufacturer and that they ought to take that however they wished.

    I do appreciate your comment greatly and I absolutely value your opinion on any of the other reviews we have posted here. (I also think it's super awesome that you think what we wrote here is influential enough to sway the views of vendors :) )

    Please feel free to post another comment or email us if you wish to discuss anything further.

    ~Eric

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